Redneck Top Ten

Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Farmer Say

10. Rain... It's overrated.
9. Ew, I'm all dirty
8. Don't use that egg, it's brown
7. Please pass the tofu!
6. Does this come with less horsepower?
5. I love jokes about my daughter
4. What this country needs is some more city folk
3. If I touch the cow there, won't the bull get jealous?
2. I can't wait until the weekend so I can sleep in
1. FROZEN VEGGIES RULE!